I like how my friends are calm and cool all the time and never say or do anything stupid. Wow teach me your ways
i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying
this is too much power for one person to have
Just to show my parents that I’m not the only one.
I guess I’m not the only one
“jace it is just a rubber duck”
“katniss put the squirrel down”
“percy get over here you hyperactive little turd”
“augustus stop you are giving mommy feels”
“grantaire put that bottle down”
Would? I plan on it
“spock tiberius holmes don’t touch that”
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?